...the waiter says to the jockey: "that's how I got the football stuck up my ass!"
Life is 10% of what happens, the other 90% is how you react to it.
Age 31, Male
Dick
Kailua High School
Oahu, Hawaii
Joined on 10/31/07
- Level:
- 13
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- 1,810 / 1,880
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- 40,238
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- Town Watch
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- 47,216
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- 2%
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- Trophies:
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- Medals:
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Recent Game Medals
5,490 Points
There 25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
The Start of Something 5 Points
Conquer the first base.
Green Backpack 10 Points
Find the green backpack.
Endeavor 5 Points
Fall to the world below.
Big slash 10 Points
Pop 10 bubbles with one slash
Sword school 10 Points
Do 5 slashes in one level
Gnome Assassin 50 Points
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Ice Cracker 50 Points
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Power Puncher 50 Points
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Lil Gnome Thumper 50 Points
Kill 50 small gnomes
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Angry Rock Basher 25 Points
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reading Rainbow 5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Immortal 25 Points
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Zero Gravity 10 Points
Go offscreen and recover
